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WWW - 2023 Pickle Report Week 5

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On October 31, 2023 this player was fined for repeatedly making an obscene gesture and was fined $35,000. Based on the lastest conversion rates this would be able to purchase 6099 Big Marys (tax included). That many sandwiches would contain a whopping 4kg of salt.

Outside the drive-through this player has been following up on a mvp quality season averaging 32 points 11 rebounds and 6 assists. This has been enough to have him in the running for the top spot several weeks but like my blood pressure he had to elevate to hit that next level. The elevation came this week by hitting 10 blocks a 50% from his season average and a 100% increase from his mvp season.

It is with great honor we crown Joel Embiid the Week 5 bread and butter Pick of the week!

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