3 posts tagged with "s2_pick2"

With the Yule season approaching we all sit around warming ourselves on the dumpster fire that is the Detroit Pistons and reflect on the passing year. Reflecting on when big men didn't casually get 2 blocks per game while scoring 30+ or when a player was getting 11 FT attempts a game he wasn't making 95% of them.

Well that's all in the past because we are in the multi cat, aspiring multi mvp era of basketball. Previously chided for pulling dominant stats against bottom feeders, the big man in Philly dropped 51 points against the timberwolves, the top team in the western division. He's continued his warpath with averages of 40/12/6 while keeping pitching in a blocks per game and 1.5 steals.

At this point i'm running out of things to say so here he is as the founder of Springfield. And with his perfectly cromulent play this week we are proud to declare Joel Embiid the first 3 time bread and butter Pick of the week of the season.

We are returning a temporary Hiatus due to the NBA designing a new format putting the championchip in December (take notice leafs fans.)

After a pretty easy schedule of only 2 games last week the 76ers were treated to an even easier schedule with matchups vs the Wizards, Pistons, Pistons and Hornets who boast a combined record of 13-62. Hell, Atlanta has been the best team they've played all December. Philly knew they had this in the bag as they could rely on the one person who absolutely excells in meaningless games.

Averaging 38 points on less than 30 minutes per game while missing a single free throw out of 38. While making sure to snatch 10 rebounds or more. All the while just coming in under both 2 blocks and 2 steals a game.

This has been the most dominant week we've seen all season and as such we are proud to announce Joel Embiid as the Week 8 Bread and Butter pick of the week.

On October 31, 2023 this player was fined for repeatedly making an obscene gesture and was fined $35,000. Based on the lastest conversion rates this would be able to purchase 6099 Big Marys (tax included). That many sandwiches would contain a whopping 4kg of salt.

Outside the drive-through this player has been following up on a mvp quality season averaging 32 points 11 rebounds and 6 assists. This has been enough to have him in the running for the top spot several weeks but like my blood pressure he had to elevate to hit that next level. The elevation came this week by hitting 10 blocks a 50% from his season average and a 100% increase from his mvp season.

It is with great honor we crown Joel Embiid the Week 5 bread and butter Pick of the week!