WWW - 2023 Pickle Report Week 9

With the Yule season approaching we all sit around warming ourselves on the dumpster fire that is the Detroit Pistons and reflect on the passing year. Reflecting on when big men didn't casually get 2 blocks per game while scoring 30+ or when a player was getting 11 FT attempts a game he wasn't making 95% of them.

Well that's all in the past because we are in the multi cat, aspiring multi mvp era of basketball. Previously chided for pulling dominant stats against bottom feeders, the big man in Philly dropped 51 points against the timberwolves, the top team in the western division. He's continued his warpath with averages of 40/12/6 while keeping pitching in a blocks per game and 1.5 steals.

At this point i'm running out of things to say so here he is as the founder of Springfield. And with his perfectly cromulent play this week we are proud to declare Joel Embiid the first 3 time bread and butter Pick of the week of the season.