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Shine bright like the dime man Shine bright like the dime man Find jamal for the beautiful three, I pass to be happy You and I, AG and I, we're like diamonds in the paint You're a shooting guard I see, a vision of KCP When you hold me, it's a foul, we like points from the line I knew that we'd become one seed away Oh, right away At first sight I felt the long game of MPJ I saw the life inside the mile high So shine bright, tonight, you and I We're beautiful farm dime stats in the sky

Nicola Jokic has continued his MVP worthy campaign with another week averaging 26/13/10 while splashing in a block and a half a game. Really the Joker has no contemporaries so let's look at his week 16.
While he saw a loss of 3 boards and an assist per game, he added a 3ptm per game on 2 attempts as well as upping his blocks. The real tale is one of consistency. Jokic has hit at least 65% of his average performance EVERY night in the past 30 days. In contrast to the nba, picklytics doesn't experience voter fatigue and are happy to triple crown Nikola "sweet gherkin" Jokic as the Bread and Butter pick of the "Week".

Imagine if Tyrese Haliburton could get rebounds, or if Draymond could shoot, or if Ben Simmonds could play basketball. It seems a foolish exercise when you could just picture Nikola Jokic. The Denver giant keeps living up to the lofty expectations placed on him by fantasy owners. The uncontested number one fantasy pick and two time mvp has reached greatness once again by combining unbelievable counting stats with great efficiency.

Jokers league leading 13.7 assists per game was a full 3 dimes ahead of the competition (Haliburton). It must be nice to be chucking the rock to the number one 3pt% team in the NBA with KCP, MPJ and Jamal Murray.

He played 2nd to Giannis in rebounds for the week with 16.7 boards per game boosted by to Aaron Gordon missing time, and Deandre Jordan only playing 24 minutes on the week.

Despite struggling from range this week (25% on 4 total attempts) he still managed a nice 69% field goal percentage and a respectable 87% from the line on 5 attempts per game.

He is here to do his job, and that job is winning pickles. So we are delighted to reward Nikola Jokic with his second "Bread" and Butter Pick of the week

You're a mean one, Joker Grinch
While Porter has hurt his heel
Your arms are like a cactus
you score like Bradley Beal, Joker Grinch
You're a passing big man who managed 11 steals

Just face the music, multi-cat monster, Joker Grinch, yes, you are
Your stats don't have a hole
Your shots come in volume
dimes and boards out of control, Joker Grinch
you torched the wizards with a forty-three-and-a-half point stroll

You know if you ask the Woz, Shams or Charles
No one's denying

You're the franchise, Joker Grinch
a hundred eight points in a pile
Last season you farmed the pickles
And calmed down for a while, Joker Grinch.
Given the choice I'd like
to make you the week 9 bread and butter pick of the week